I decided I was gonna redo this, 'cause I've changed and all. Well, maybe.
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1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

Kent. Yep.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

It's a little baby deer. Let us call him Bambi.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Well, Bambi looks at me with a 'deer in the headlights' expression, for it is scared and I try to comfort it and make it better.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.

There's a huge wrought iron fence and a winding cobblestone driveway, on which is parked a lime green Prius with blue flame side decals and one too many bumper stickers. The house itself is three stories with large white pillars that hold it up in a sort of White-house-ish way. It's made of bricks, and there are three steps leading up to two symmetrical doors, which have big old-looking knockers on them. There are evenly spaced windows and trees are planted in rows on either side of the house, resulting in a formal appearence.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Didn't I just say that? Yes, it is.

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room.. What do you see in the dining room?

There's a glass dining table on which a bouquet of roses awaits. Kent is sitting there looking old with a whole bunch of papers, a pencil, a calculator, and his glasses instead of those hideous contacts. He's still got those pretty, mesmerizing eyes, though. He'll always have those. A safe distance away from the paper there is a romantic looking candle burning. A little girl, strawberry blonde with her father's eyes, stares into it for a small amount of time before taking the opporotunity (how do you spell that?) to run around her father. She has blonde hair from her father's side and red from her mother's (that's me) which makes her a very pretty little strawberry blonde. She seems absolutely estatic to be alive, just like her mother, as her father lifts her onto his lap. Her name is Kida, and she is almost four years old. She wears pigtails and a cute guitar shirt-dress thing with black skinny jeans underneath. Her nails are painted pink, infortunately, for she has come very close to accepting the female "girly-girl" stereotype before having a discussion with her mother, who fixed that. The walls are light purple, and the ceiling is a strong lime green.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

It's one of Kida's sippy cups, still half full with orange juice.

8. What do you do with the cup?

I take it inside and wash it while telling Kida that she is not to leave her things lying on the floor.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?

The ocean. Which is, y'know, big.

10. How will you cross the water?

I would, of course, go on cruise with Kent and maybe Kida.

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

Yeah, he is.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

It's a baby deer, so...

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

I fix them, but subtly, then, I guess...

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

Three stories, baby.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

Sure I would! But the fence is pretty!

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

I am generally happy then, I guess.

7. The durability of the material that the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

Well, plastic might not be the most desirable material, but it's pretty much indesctrucable, as far as I'm concerned.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

I have a motherly, caring attitude? You're kidding, right?

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

Well... If you say so...

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.

My life is easy. And Kent's there, so bonus.